Two Old Ladies
About the Song
A popular running cadence where two old ladies express their desire to join various military specialties. Each verse introduces a new MOS (Military Occupational Specialty).
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Two old ladies were lyin in bed.
One turned over to the other and said.
I wanna be an Airborne Ranger!
Live that life of blood and danger.
Airborne Ranger.
Blood and danger.Two old ladies were lyin in bed.
One turned over to the other and said.
I wanna be a paramedic.
Pump that funky anesthetic.
Paramedic.
anesthetic.I wanna be a mountain climber.
Climb those mountains higher and higher.
Mountain climber.
Higher and higher.I wanna be a scuba diver.
Jump right in that muddy water.
Scuba diver.
Muddy water.